Conversation With a Crazed Hillbilly over Religion

Ronnie and his wife Grendel lived in a Rock House in Arkansas. They did not go to church because they did not believe in man-made religion. Here’s the unfortunate conversation that I had with Grendel.

I don’t believe in yer Church She yelled as she chomped on her cigarette.

Why not? I asked

They get their religion out of a book!

uh-yeah it’s called the Bible

She got mad and started throwing cigarette lighters at me while her burly husband Ronnie sat cowered in the corner.

~ by Rich on November 4, 2007.