Care Bears are of the Devil
My friend Jay dated a girl who belonged to some kind of Charismatic Covenant Church that had a lot of legalistic rules. The Church was really big on headship and The Pastor was telling everybody what they had to eat, drink, marry, etc.
Jay was really into Sara but Sara believed that Care Bears were satanic. That’s right! Those adorable little bears with rainbows(uh-oh new age, Gay or both) symbols and cuties-wootsie stuff on their T-shirts were pawns of Satan. They were co-conspirators with Tinkie-Winkie. The Church believed that these stuffed animals had evil spirits all over them.
Sara eventually divorced Jay because Jay wanted to live his own life and not have some crackpot dictator cult preacher telling him when it was time to go to the bathroom. As for the care bears-They are everywhere !!!
Heh, I think I heard that somewhere when I was a kid. Not from my church, but from someone. As it was, I didn’t watch their show (our tv was broken for years after an incident involving squirrels), but I had two stuffed ones which I liked. In retrospect they probably would have made a lot more sense if I’d seen the show. But I did fine.
Didn’t you know? All fictional characters are Satanic. Fiction = Lies. And we all know who the father of lies, don’t we? And did I hear someone say they actually had stuffed toys representing these demonic entities? Helloooo?! Idolatry much?
The tell-lie-vision is the great altar of Ba’al.
FYI
Have a blessed day!
(You do realize I am being sarcastic, yes? Although, it does kind of give me pause, sometimes.)